Wednesday, May 01, 2013

V8 SuperCars and an uncommon bedellow Microsoft Office365




Hi, this is Wayne Mansfield. I'm in this gear because I've just been over to Launceston in Tassie, to the V8 Supercars, as a guest of Microsoft Office 365. It was a fabulous weekend, but it got off to a bit of a rocky
start.

I was travelling around, as you know I always do, so I'd been in the Middle East. I went to see my friends in London. Croz and Val Crossley, and we were talking about establishing our seminar business there. While there, this email pops up on my screen and it says... Hang on, I'll just get it and read it to you.

I wasn't sure if somebody was having a shot at me, but it says... Gee whiz, I'm so excited, now I've lost the thing. Here we go. It says, "As an authoritative voice on business in Australia, I wanted to touch base with you regarding the exciting opportunity, where we would like to invite you to The Tasmanian Microsoft Office 365 V8 Supercar race taking place on April 6 to 7 in Launceston."

Now as thoughts go, I've never had an invite from Microsoft. Here I am in London and one of my passions is the V8 cars. Matt and I have been to Bathurst I think five times. I just love the cars. So I sent it off to Matthew, who was still in Doha and he said: "You're going to have to think about saying 'yes' for this."

And in that sort of different time frame the lady from Ogilvy in Sydney says, "I hope you saw this one. We really want you to come." So I said, "Look, I'd love to come."

We went through all the processes and she said, "We're going to fly you from Perth to Launceston on the Friday."

Well, I had to get home quicker. I had to change my flights out of London to get home and she said, "There's no flights back to Perth on the Sunday night, so do you mind staying an extra day in Launceston on Sunday night? Microsoft will pick up the tab."

I said, "Great, but I've got a job in Sydney on Tuesday. What about you just drop me back to Sydney, I'll make my own way home? Because I've already got those tickets," which was a saving of a few dollars for
Microsoft. Everything seemed sweet.

So I was home enjoying Easter because that was the Easter weekend, and on the Monday, actually Tuesday, I thought I'd ring them up and see where my tickets and confirmation, and all that sort of stuff was.

This was what that delightful young girl said to me. I'm presuming she's young. I'm old, so she's probably young.

She said, "I've been advised we can't accommodate your request of change of travel."

And I'm thinking, "Oh, well. I'll have to fly back from Perth to Sydney on the same day." She said, "In fact, the client has capped the trip and withdrawn your invitation."

Here I am, all excited. I've rushed home from London. I've spoken to everybody and I've said, "Hell, I'm off to the V8 Supercars," all out the window. I said, "Beg your pardon? You've got me because I have an extensive social media network and presumably you wanted me to say good things. Now you're withdrawing the invitation, after you've gotten me to change plans at no little expense and a lot of mucking around. I did want to go to the race and you've changed it."

She replies, "I'm sorry. We'll invite you next time." I said, "Look, just be sure that if you invited me because I could give you good vibes, maybe I could do the opposite." Anyway, on deaf ears that was.

Have you ever tried to talk to somebody from Ogilvy or Microsoft or any of those large companies?

No phone numbers. If you ring them, they're in meetings. The emails bounce. Microsoft doesn't have emails, for heaven's sake! I sat down and plotted my path at social media. I found the Twitter address for the big, big boss of Microsoft, Australia. I wrote a couple of emails and I set out without the emotion, because I was fuming, because I really wanted to go

I had told everybody I was going. To say, "Oh, well it's all changed?" Anyhow 10 o'clock on Tuesday night, I get a Tweet from the head of Microsoft. A delightful lady I've found out since, saying that "I'm in New
Zealand on family business. What's the problem? How can we fix it?" That means she was up at 3:00 o'clock in the morning because there's a five hour difference.

So during the next five or six hours all was fixed and we went to Tasmania. They looked after me fabulously well, the races were just spectacular. How Office 365 is being used by V8 Supercars is just extraordinary, so we got to look at the back of the event. We got to look at all the bits and pieces and another update. I will share with you how V8 Supercars were able to fix a crumbling IT infrastructure with Microsoft's Cloud version of Office, and all the other bits and pieces. I'm playing with it.

I'm sure that as we move forward, there will be lots of people on my advice, move over to Office 365. But while we're at it, "Thanks very much to Microsoft for the invite. Sorry, to the young lass at Ogilvy, Maxine,
for giving you a hard time, thanks to Pip, the big boss at Microsoft for fixing it." And there's some great stuff to come out of this, so keep your eye on my blog. I'll be talking about it for a while.

Now I'm wearing the colors on my chest and on my sleeve; by heavens do they ever make a dollar; I went up on the mountain. The hill, not the mountain, I'm thinking about Bathurst. I'm up on the hill to have a look at the merchandising area; $35 for the cap, $75 for the t-shirt, and they were selling out, they were absolutely selling out. So until next time when I give you a bit of an update on the V8, but more importantly on how you can use MicroSoft Office 365, this is Wayne Mansfield signing up and saying, "See you on the mountain."

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

13 Benefits Being Anti-Social brings...

That's a no then for a "drink after work...."

Ben Settle send crazy emails... this grabbed my fancy:

Here are 13 reasons to benefit from being ANTI-SOCIAL in an SOCIAL world.
  1. Not caring what anyone thinks
  2. Walking around naked while scratching yourself whenever (and wherever) you please (and nobody will ever know)
  3. Clearer thinking -- as you're not influenced by dozens of other peoples' voices prattling on about their opinions, feelings and brain farts
  4. Save lots and lots and lots of money. (Let's face it, when people leave the house, they spend money whether they intend to or not. But when you're an anti-social shut-in, you don't leave the house that much and, thus, save lots of $$)
  5. Never have to share your food or beer
  6. People don't do the "pop in" at your house and nobody asks you for loans or favors
  7. People trust you more since you never inconvenience them
  8. Everyone is always happy to see you (because they never see or hear from you -- so you get all the benefits of being social, without having to be social...)
  9. Never get swept up in other peoples' drama. (You can love people from a distance)
  10. Everyone tells you their secrets (since you don't socialize)
  11. You can ignore people you don't want to talk to. (Since we anti-socialites do all our communication via email, we simply say we never got the email...)
  12. Less stress (when society breaks down -- or the zombie apocalypse happens -- we won't even know it)
  13. No need for a smart phone (or even a dumb phone)

Friday, February 15, 2013

Political Correctness gone crazy

Wayne Mansfield
How should you react to feedback that accuses you of being "offensive and insensitive?"

I got just such an email after presenting my Cold Calling for Scardey Cays seminar in Melbourne on Wednesday. I have presented the session over 200 times, and we always get written feedback immediately the sessions finish and there was no indication that anyone had been "offended."

However someone, who didn't attend, wrote to me and said how awful I was. And for good measure had reported me to "the politically correctness police."

I think I should ignore the conversation as to "plain wrap" my presentations would make me just like everyone else... nice but INEFFECTIVE.

Saturday, February 09, 2013

Too Old for Fun...



Opening Night of Adam Brand Beccy Cole Tour
 Friday evening saw Joanne, Lurline and I at the opening night of the I WAS HERE tour featuring Adam Brand and Beccy Cole.

I am a Beccy Cole tragic so that is why I was there. And the Mundaring Weir Hotel concert venue has been on a MUST VISIT list for a few year.

So, after a 1 hour drive from my home in the eastern suburbs of Perth via Ellenbrook in the Swan Valley to pick up my sister Lurline we arrived at the Mundaring Weir Hotel where we were greeted by Military precision parking marshalls who knew exactly where we should park. {I had my doubts that we would be blocked in but after the event, getting a way was an absolute doddle.


Mundaring Weir Hotel Amphitheater

The venue was spectacular... seating close to 1600 people.


And the organisation was very very professional. We had an exquisite fish and chips... see Lurline eating and enjoying hers here... and apart from it being expensive, it was FANTASTIC and the service was QUICK!!






The concert got started ON TIME with a couple of support acts none of us had heard of and as there was no program to check, we were none the wiser.

Beccy Cole was the support act so she was on by 8.30 and did a great set of music, including some of her greats, a couple of new songs and my personal favoutite Post Girl. [ watch it on YouTube] Unfortunately by 9.30 there were many audience members the worse for wear from drinking continually from 5pm... but I will get to that later.



The main event was Adam Brand... and the crowd was obviously waiting for him as they rushed to the mosh pit [?] and danced from the first cord of his music.

This is where I start to question myself: Am I "Too Old for Fun..."

I remember learning about country music from Slim Dusty when s a kid in Margaret River we would go and see Slim and his family sing "A Pub With No Beer." It was fun and engaging.



But Adam Brand... unless you were "into his music" it was neither fun or entertaining. It was not what I thought of as Country either. It was LOUD HEAD BANGING and, did I say LOUD!! The guys up the front, well oiled by now, were enjoying the music immensely... and Adam was saying that he hoped they would remember tomorrow what they were doing tonight.

So, what is my beef here?? Obviously not the music because I hadn't heard any Adam Brand music and therefore that I liked it was not of any importance other than I wanted to but my expectation and Adam's music were "poles apart."

My beef is this... the last 15 minutes of Beccy Cole's set was interuppted by obviously drunk young people with no respect for their fellow patrons or for the beautiful music of Beccy. How did they get so drunk?? Well, either they smuggled the alcohol in [a possibility but not likely] or the bar staff were turning a blind eye to responsible service to be obviously over the sensible limit.

So, maybe my fault, but I like to think as a 2 glasses of merlot a night indulger I am not a wowser, a drunken crowd spoiled a GREAT family night out...

Am I being too precious or should we hold liquor licencing standards to account??

Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Trolls - How to deal with them courtesy of Paulo Coelho


Manual for killing trolls

by PAULO COELHO on FEBRUARY 4, 2013
EM PORTUGUES AQUI: Como matar um troll
EN ESPANOL AQUI: Como matar un troll
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” And He made a scourge of cords, and drove them all out” ( John, 2:15)
1] Bullying/trolling only happens to people who have made an impact on the world.
If you are being bullied, it is because you are someone who makes a difference.
If you are not convinced about this theory, please read the comment box or a Twitter search of any news on any celebrity – artist, politician, sportsperson, etc.
2]Bullying/trolling is a sign of pathological behavior of frustrated people. To help them, you have to kill the troll that lives inside them.
3] And the only way to kill a troll is by making him/her aware that there is no such thing as anonymity on the internet. Therefore, anything they do now will have consequences in the future.
Maybe not next month or next year, but one day they will need you.
4] So keep a list of these bullies/trolls and one day they will ask your help. And you will say without feeling guilty: “NO”.
5] Insults may hurt you now, but a warrior of the light is patient. Sooner or later you will have the last word!
PLEASE NOTE: 
It is not a matter of being vindictive, but of respecting yourself and what you do. Adversaries are there to test you and your will
Trolls do not deserve mercy, because they do not respect anyone, finding themselves “powerful” because they naively think they are acting anonymously.
People who spread hatred and darkness should be treated as they deserve. You can also choose to ignore them, in the name of “forgiveness”, but they will continue to spread anger and pain.
Therefore, first forgive, and then hit hard.
PERSONAL EXPERIENCE
When I was young I was very vulnerable and people used to take advantage of putting me down so they could shine. I was hurt, desperate and alone, but I could do nothing except to wait.
I decided to create two lists: one of people that I would thank and help in the future (in my book The Zahir I write about the Favour Bank ) and a list of those who hurt me.
The day arrived when both groups needed me. And I could repay my debts and ignore the pleas of those who were always putting me down.
And I can assure you, more than 150 in the second list asked me for help in the past 10 years. Of course I was very polite, but I told them why I was not going to help.
I have had my Favour Bank List and my Blacklist for the past 30 years. I don’t update my list anymore, but my office does this diligently.

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